completelyboned:

Shane every time I try to talk to him in early game of stardew valley:

gaba-kawa:

I’m sorry

6larosie9:

Gives Shane a big ol Hug. He deserves the world 😭

ineffable-blue-chickens:

Shane: How do I make a date more romantic?

Emily: Try being more mysterious

[Later that day]

Farmer: Where are we going?

Shane: None of your fucking business

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

pickled-joja-cola:

Farmer Eleanor, waking up from surgery after passing out in the Skull Cavern: Hey, babe!

Harvey, an exhausted emotional wreck after saving his wife’s life:

turner-round:

reasons why stardew valley is a bad game:

-won’t let me hold my boyfriend’s hand at the moonlight jellies event

gaba-kawa:

Concernedape really said don’t marry Shane assdfgghjjjkkknmmko

soulspodvalley:

MONSTER REVIEW

today on the-

oh no.

no no NO

I CAN’T HAVE SHIT HERE.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM? WHY ARE THEY SO HOSTILE? YOU DON’T HAVE A TORSO

THEIR JAWS JUST LOCK ONTO YOU AS SOON AS THEY BITE AND MY GOD DOES IT BURN

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE GRAMPY AGAIN WITH HOW MANY OF THEM CAME AT ME. WHAT THE FUCK!!

THEY NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Monster Rating: 6/10 one time one of them dropped an aquamarine ring so i’ll forgive them only this once.

sreppub:

yes stardew yes yearning

moon-stonesx:

thyrell:

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row